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Have a break, have a poop

Here because Dad saw something in a movie

Here because Mom saw something in a movie

Houston, we have a poop

I came into this world to destroy diapers

I changed their love life into diaper duty

I don't do tiny poops. I drop bombs!

I poop exactly when you think I won't

I poop with confidence and zero shame

I poop... a lot!

I poop... you clean!

I'll poop back

I'm gonna make you a poop you can't refuse

I'm here because Dad likes to play poker and went all-in

I'm here because Dad said "Relax, I've got this"

I'm here because Dad shaved his crown jewels

I'm here because Dad wanted to "try something new"

I'm here because Mom and Dad played "just the tip"... and lost

I'm here because Mom and Dad watched one of those movies

I'm here because Mom and Dad could not keep their hands off each other

I'm here because Mom just had to go to Victoria's Secret

I'm here because Mom said "Fine, but make it fast"

I'm living proof date night got way out of hand