Organic cotton baby onesie – Poop first. Talk later.

Baby onesie made from 100% organic cotton – Poop first. Talk later.

3-6M
$19.99
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Organic cotton baby onesie – Poop first. Talk later.

Baby onesie made from 100% organic cotton – Poop first. Talk later.

$19.99

All prices are tax-free. No additional taxes at checkout.

🌿 Organic Cotton – super soft & breathable

👶 Stress-free diaper changes thanks to practical snap fasteners

🌍 Sustainably produced with a lower CO2 footprint

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🚚 At your door in 4–6 business days. Free shipping on 3 or more onesies – otherwise $4.99. If your order arrives late, you’ll receive a $5 voucher.

↩️ 30-day returns  ·  🔒 Secure checkout  ·  📦 Tracked delivery

🎁 The perfect gift for newborns & baby showers

💩 Cheeky slogans that make parents laugh

📸 Funny family photos & perfect social media moments

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The organic cotton baby onesie with the slogan “Poop first. Talk later.” brings humor to everyday parenting. Soft, comfortable and perfect for newborn gifts, baby showers and fun family photos.

💚 Care Instructions

To keep your bodysuit soft and the print vibrant, please follow these care instructions:

  • 🌀 Washing: Machine wash warm, inside out, with similar colors
  • 🔥🌬️ Drying: Tumble dry low
  • 🚫 Bleaching: Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • 🚫 Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean
  • 🚫 Ironing: Do not iron
📏 Size Guide
👕 Size 📏 A) Length ↔️ B) Width
3-6M 🍼 29.8 cm / 11.7″ 22.2 cm / 8.7″
6-12M 🧸 32.4 cm / 12.8″ 24.8 cm / 9.8″
12-18M 🚗 34.9 cm / 13.7″ 27.3 cm / 10.7″

💡 Tip: If you're between sizes, we recommend going up a size.

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